Penguins

[dogsROCK]

Okay now this is a really dorky short story that I made up in third grade, here goes:

When I say World War, you would think all countries from every continent. If you look at a map though, you would probably leave Antarctica out of it. Well that's what the penguins want you to think. Next World War the penguins, who are mad at South America for bieing so close to their home, would get dressed, saddle up, and ride up to the tip of South America. They will dress in their custom fit army uniforms, provided by Russia. They'll saddle up their whales in the saddle and bridle, also custom fit, commpliments of Texas. Then, they will ride the whales to the tip of South America and ATTACK!!! They will attack South America with home-made harpoons, which they stole from the Eskimos. When they attack, the whole world will be in dyer trouble, excluding North America, Russia, and of course, Antarctica. Every one else will be wiped out, and the whole world will be ruled by penguins and their pet whales!!!

Hahaha, still makes me laugh. I know, I'm a little on the strange side... but aren't we all??? Hope that you enjoyed it as much as I did!!!

[I_Like_Meerkats]

lol this made me laugh

[Cecelia]

Me too!

[ghgfgfgfhgf]

kinda scary but hilarius!!!