Lions Tigers and BEARS! Oh My!

[Alpha_wolf]

I'm going camping! uhg i gotta live like a pilgrim for FIVE WHOLE DAYS! The park rangers have pictures of a man eating a cookie in his car and the bear comes and rips it off!! wowsa O.O










What if i have to go potty in the middle of the night?

[Silversketches]

Haha. *Claps and sings* Alpha-gonna-get-eat-by-a-BEARRRR!

Just joking. You know that I don't want you to get eaten by some ferocious snarling hairy beast. >< LMAO. That sentence gives you a good picture in your mind, doesn't it?

ANWAYS, in REALITY (*gasp* not REALITY!) Bears dont really attack people. Usually they like to keep to themselves, since bears are solitary creatures. But if a bear DOES approach you, don't look him/her in the eye, because they take it like your threatening them. Talk to them soothingly as you walk away, but walk on an angle, not directly facing them, again, because they take it as a threat. OH, and my teacher told me this, if a male bear is attacking you, kick him where 'the sun don't shine'. XD

[Alpha_wolf]

rotfl came back early, dad wasn't feeling to good. yeah that no sunshine area works well on my brother too.