Kill or Save

[Trinity]

This is a simple and fun game. There's going to be a character. His name shall be Bob. The object of the game is to keep Bob alive as long as possible. I will makeup a scenario where Bob will almost be killed or almost be saved. The second person must post the opposite of what the above person posted, in a cycle. After your blurb about Bob, put 'Kill' or 'Save' depending on what you were required to do. For example:
1st Person: Bob is walking down the street, when all of a sudden he's hit by a truck! (Kill)
2nd Person: But the truck was full of feathery pillows, and he only broke his arm. (Save)
3rd Person: The broken arm became infected and Bob went to the hospital with only 3 days to live! (Kill)
4th: But the doctors quickly injected him with the vaccine and he has more than three days to live now. (Save)
5th: It turns out he only has 5 days to live now. (Kill)
Et cetera, et cetera.

You MUST alternate between Kill and Save. The person above you must have a different 'motive' than you. Please, do NOT actually 'kill Bob'. We want to keep this going for a long time!
If Bob gets caught in a inescapable situation, he will be reincarnated into Bob again and the person responsible for reincarnating him must kill or save him.

Oh yeah, and be creative! Have fun in 'killing' or 'saving' Bob! It's just for fun, like a little stress reliever.


I'll start:

Bob was walking down the street and was attacked by rabid dogs (kill)

[sandtiger]

(Cool! )

But time froze for everyone except Bob and he took off running with few scratches, then time unraveled and thus allowing it to continue. By that time, Bob was gone. (Save)

(That too complex/cheating?)

[SomebodyDude]

(Awsome)

But then Bob suddenly found himself in the middle of a stampede and being trampled! (kill)

[Sipphy]

But they were only a small pack of stampeding labradors. (save)

[Fire Opal]

And then Bob noticed that the labradors were covered in porcupine quills! (kill)

[Trinity]

(Nothing's too complex. lol)

But the quills were made out of pipe cleaners (Save)

[wolfgirl159357]

and had knives sticking out of them (KILL!)

[Trinity]

But the knives were only Halloween props (save)

[wolfgirl159357]

that went wrong(KILL)

[Narcissa]

*Hehe, this seems fun *

But then Bob's mother came with a rolling pin and beat the labradors off with it. (Save!)

[Fire Opal]

Bob then took a step back, and fell off a cliff, which turned out to be the Grand Canyon! (kill)

[sandtiger]

But a giant mutated robin unintentionally saved him and burped, dropping him safely onto a South African street. (Save)

[wolfgirl159357]

which was teeming with Black mambas (KILL)

[Narcissa]

That had their fangs removed (save)

[wolfgirl159357]

But had venomus stingers on their tails(Kill)