Quotes

miki911 · Joined: 18 Jul 2008 Posts: 147

I am a person who likes quotes. Funny ones, serious ones, just any kind.

Here is one of my favorites : Friendship is like standing in wet cement. the longer you stay the harder it is to leave and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.

If you have any quotes you like please write them down.

Sleek · Joined: 23 Jan 2009 Posts: 987

dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole

Bratterratt · Joined: 07 Jul 2008 Posts: 7533

"It's like nuts and bolts. If the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!"

[Lol, love that one!]

Bratterratt Very Happy

Vitani · Joined: 28 Nov 2006 Posts: 6665

"Mind over matter: If you don't mind, it doesn't matter"

Drmchaser · Joined: 23 May 2007 Posts: 2372

Everything happens for a reason.

Lil*Angel · Joined: 03 Dec 2006 Posts: 484

Honesty is the best Policy =D
and
Friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshineof lilfe. And thanks to a benevolent arrangement of things, the greater part of life is sunshine. - By Thomas Jefferson =D

Misty Glen · Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 1393

"All science is either physics or stamp collecting"

The scientist who said this then went on to become the first and only person to win a Nobel Prize in Stamp Collecting (he got a Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his work on nuclear reactions and the chemistry of radioactive elements).

"Astronomy uses people to explain the stars. Astrology uses the stars to explain people."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but rather 'hmm....that's funny...'"

Something I can really relate to, and think a lot of people could learn from:
"It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are. If it doesn't agree with experiment, it's wrong."

Queen Icefire 411 · Joined: 22 Feb 2007 Posts: 107

here are a few!

Life is like a roller coaster, there's ups and downs and sometimes u just want to throw up...

that is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

"Love to make her weak, alcohol to make her strong, and best friends to pick her up when both things make her hit the floor!"

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." --Rich Cook

The cruelest lies are often told in silence...

"Not all scars show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't always see, the pain someone feels."
"Everytime people ask me if I'm okay, it's just a reminder that I'm not."

lorraine · Joined: 01 May 2007 Posts: 532

here are some!!

God is great, beer is bad, and people are crazy.

Nobody ever said falling in love doesn't hurt.

I love you and I hate you, I want to throw you off a cliff then run down and catch you!

that's it for now. I will post more later!

DesertBreesze · Joined: 30 May 2008 Posts: 455

TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t
2 .. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .
5.. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder .
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe .

9.. I’m not a complete idiot — Some parts are just missing.
10… Out of my mind. Back in five minutes .

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
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13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being ‘over the hill’ is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up .
18 . Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken .
24 .. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

26 .. Ham and eggs…A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there’s no background music .

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don’t know what the hell is going on.

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Cowgirls Rule · Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 10721

What goes around comes around.

Vitani · Joined: 28 Nov 2006 Posts: 6665

Smile...It makes people wonder what you've been up to....

Bratterratt · Joined: 07 Jul 2008 Posts: 7533

"Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless."

Misty Glen · Joined: 01 Nov 2007 Posts: 1393

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they severely pissed me off."

Vitani · Joined: 28 Nov 2006 Posts: 6665

"When one door closes....Climb in through the window"