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fire22923
Joined: 03 Jan 2008
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 Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:10 pm Post subject: Need a Laugh? |
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 January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
Q) What animal has more "hands" than feet?
A) Why, a horse, of course!
Q)What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
A)Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Q)How long should a horse's legs be?
A) Long enough to reach the ground.
Q)When do vampires like horse racing?
A)When it's neck and neck.
Q)Where do horses stay in a hotel?
A)In the bridle suite.
Q)What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A)Use the Pony Express.
Q) What are the only animals to sleep with their shoes on?
A)A horse, of course!
What walks on 4 legs, 2 legs, then 3 legs?
-Why, a human! (A baby walks on 4 legs. A grown-up walks on 2 feet. An elder walsks on 3 feet. You know with a cane.) |
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shadow_spinner
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lorraine
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that was good!!!  |
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Cowgirls Rule
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| This should be moved the the Chicken Chatter form, as it had nothing to do with poetry, songs, and stories. |
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ChocolateGal
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these made my parents laugh. And they're are hard to make them laugh  .... lol i loved them |
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Chilly Girl
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| Cowgirls Rule wrote: | | This should be moved the the Chicken Chatter form, as it had nothing to do with poetry, songs, and stories. |
bleh, everybody needs a laugh... |
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Sterling
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lol
Luff it! |
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EgyptianPrincess
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject: hee hee! |
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| Hey those are so funny. Did you work hard on them or did they just come to you naturally? Do you want to do this as a profession when you get older? |
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PinkStar
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Knight
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
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 I loved the month thing. u should get some different jokes though. It's pretty obvious what all the answers are cuz their all horse jokes. |
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