Best Animal Jokes

~Wishful Thinking~ · Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 69

k guys lets see who has the best animal jokes! and no- why did the chicken cross the road does NOT count sorry :~) LOL

LouLou07 · Joined: 03 Jun 2007 Posts: 4178

Why did th dog have its puppies in a dustbin?

mash · Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 2683

because it needed somewhere to put it's litter?

Crazy Person23 · Joined: 28 Nov 2006 Posts: 1612

what did the dog say when the cat asked it "how's life?"

LouLou07 · Joined: 03 Jun 2007 Posts: 4178

because on the side it said 'Place your litter here'-answer to mine

~Wishful Thinking~ · Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 69

ChocolateGal · Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 1868

Ok i've got a couple here :

The class was taking about Santa Claus in the run-up to Christmas and the teacher asked if anyone knew how many reindeer pull Santa's sleigh.
"TWO" said one small boy.
"Only Two? " said the teacher "are you sure?"
"Sure i'm sure" said the boy.
"it says in the song:
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows
OLIVE the other reindeer..."

Hehehe did you like that? here is another

A woman bought her rabbit into the vet one day convinced her rabbit was ill. After it was done the vet said
" no your rabbit is fine, that'll be $25"
"$25!, but you barely checked her" replied the woman.
"Ok" said the vet to the nurse "bring in Rex". A while later the nurse brung in a gloden labredor. The dog ran up to the rabbit, sniffed it over and barked three times. "Good, good" said the vet "Bring in Felix" he said to the nurse. She brought in a tabby cat and held him moving over the rabbit, him purred two times and the mewowed once. "Good, Good" said the vet after it was done. "She is fine. That'll be $250"
"What $250, how can that be?"
"Well you had the lab test and the cat scan"...

hehehe that's my favourite. Hope you like them

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ChocolateGal · Joined: 29 Jul 2007 Posts: 1868